You're not OCD, the monitor nor the keyboard are straight.
People who are actually OCD aren't OCD about just things being aligned properly.
People who say they are OCD are not actually OCD. OCD is an actual condition, not just wanting to be a little bit neat.
Exactly what I came in to say.. You can't be OCD about something. Just like you can't be 'Depressed' for an hour following something bad. They're both serious mental conditions and it pisses me off they're used so lightly.