Having the computer adjacent your stove and cooking range is one thing. But having that USB splitter touching one of the cooking surfaces, that's just bad. You can't move your setup onto the couch or a chair something?
You should move the lappy closer to the burner. Not only do computers like heat, they give your bacon and eggs a hickory flavour.
God forbid you get off your computer for 7 minutes to make breakfast.
This sounds like some kind of cheesy Newegg pun.
I'm guessing you're either Swedish or Norwegian?
Is that a dell laptop? what graphics card do you have in it?
It's an Asus G73 with ATI Radeon HD 5800 graphics card. It's a pretty sweet laptop, but it's almost 4 years old now.