Well if we're going to be pedantic I'd call it diet beer haha, except you have to drink 8 of them to feel a buzz
Are you a larger guy? I drink like a fish and 5 still get me a solid buzz.
Nice set up, what are your specs?
MSI 970A-G43 Mobo, AMD FX-6300 cpu at 3.75, 8gb Corsair Vengeance at 1720, Sapphire HD 7870 2gb at 1200, 120gb ssd and 1tb rotary drive (7200rpm), 500w cooler master psu (looking to upgrade), 2 27" acer monitors and a 32" tv in the middle.
Nice dude, I bet you squirt tons of cum all over all three of those monitors when you're looking at all that kinky fetish porn (most alcoholics do). I bet your dick is red from all the friction (I see no lotion or equivalent lubricant anywhere in the pic). Do you ever look at three different porno's at one time or do you have the brazzers screen on the left, porn in the middle, and kickass open searching for more porn? I'm guessing the latter. the wireless mouse, I feel like maybe it was given to you? idk, just a hunch. Does the owner of that mouse know that ALL you do is churn your baby batter all over that 3 monitor setup? Have you thought of investing in a dedicated "fap mouse"?? Maybe you could just leave it on the left side of the desk and help work on your ambidextrousness buy right hand cock sliding, and left hand tit clicking? idk, just a thought. Also, do you ever look at gay porn? Ive heard that most people that are that addicted to porn (I imagine too the point of purchasing three monitors to feed your addiction falls into this category) eventually get bored of the straight traditional stuff and start to "venture" out of their comfort zone once in a while and quickly become fully invested in same sex porn. Have you experienced this yet? Like I can see it, you're just drinking your natty and you have a slight buzz and your clicking away at all your favorite porn's and suddenly you realized you forgot (yeah right, forgot) to enable ad block to work in incognito mode and you see an advertisement for some gay porno homo butt fucking site and you're interested, you know it's wrong and your father would be ashamed, but the alcohol speaks differently. Suddenly your heart is racing, you have a mischievous feeling and your impaired-lack of judgement makes you just mumble "fuck it" in your head and you go for the click, you second guess, but your curiosity is too strong. You CNTRL+LFT-CLICK the link, it loads in a separate tab and you think for a second... It feels like an eternity. You see a "Singles in <insert current town here> horny as fuck just waiting" you go to X it out but you notice something is different... It's a bunch of homosexuals instead the ads you're use too with oversized-breasted women and instead... it's naked guys. You're instantly turned on and you decide to click on the tab you previously opened up, and it's the best experience of your life and your cock is HARDER THAN AN IRON ROD, you don't know how to respond so you just... beat it. Now your gay.
You need an active converter to use three monitors with eyefinity, right? What's the model of the one you're using? I'm shopping for one. Thanks!
